Garage Sale - All items -5 cents!!

Here is my list of how to NOT have a garage sale.

1) Put all items out in the yard the night before.
2) Don't watch the weather reports to know that it's supposed to rain that same night.
3) Don't bother to price everything and expect to just take "best offers"
4) Only put out stuff that is 20-30 years old cause like ya know, the 70's were only 3 decades ago man!
5) Post signs of the garage sale, the morning of, and put at the bottom 8 am-3pm...no early birds.
6) When 6:30 rolls around and the whole town is rummaging through your stuff, don't just stand in your house cause "They are not paying attention to the NO early bird sign."
7) Don't bother to wash the 20-30 year old items cause "antiques" are all the rage, like ya know!
8) Don't have bottled tap water on sale for $1 and have a child selling the water to make a profit. Trust me, they'll drink the product before you can sell it all...
9) If you are going to list items as actually being free, then don't bury them under all the stuff for $50 cause when the sale is over, you'll be stuck with the $50 items and still have all the free shit that no one even knew was free!!!
10) I won't even post 10 because I can't believe I actually got 9 other reasons already!

Till Next Time!!!!